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pintability

How many beers you have room for in your stomach.

If you have a pintability below 8 then you're a bit of a fry.
Dan: hey John what's your pintability?
John: pintability of about 24 Fella.
pintability by the durs April 1, 2015

pastability 

The combinatation of the words pasta and possibility to mean a slight or moderate chance of something occuring.
Person 1: Are we going to the mall today?
Person 2: It's a pastability!
pastability by cellphone123 July 14, 2009

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.
The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

Pokability 

Someone's ability to poke.
<After being poked>

This is unfair, they have so much pokability
Pokability by Outc4st February 25, 2011

prosability 

When there is both probability and possibility of something happening
If your girlfriend doesn't want to move where you live, there is a high prosability that you will move to where she is because you are pussy whipped.
prosability by Nadgar February 18, 2014

Porkability Quotient 

A score out of 100 which rates how porkable a hot babe is.
Ms NinjaFan has a PQ of about 85.