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A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...
Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"
Mitter by The Swolestar February 20, 2023
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Mitteran 

Someone who is ambitious, outgoing, passionate and handsome. Someone who will try to sweep you off your feet and try to impress you with his charms. He is a gentlemen and loves to have fun in his life. He is a hard worker and appreciates those who do the same. He is respectful to most people around him.
Person A: That guy right there...he is a hard worker and outgoing too. Is there a name for people like him?
Person B: Yeah, in French they call him a Mitteran.
Mitteran by Kitkat38716 August 1, 2012
Pronoun. - Derogatory slur used for black people.

Not prevalent worldwide but was commonly used in 1970's New Zealand.
Mitter by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

mitter-titters

when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)
Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off

Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters
mitter-titters by eatmyfupa December 26, 2021
A slang term used in gay brothels throughout San Fransisco in the early 1980's. A combination of the word man and switch-hitter. It is a maneuver that is used for an initiation or rite of passage into the homosexual community. When a man places his middle finger into his partner's anus and wiggles it back and forth while manually stimulating the penis. When completion is near, the index and ring finger are thrust in and out of the anus. When completion has begun, the index and ring finger are pulled out while the middle finger is fully extended. Both partners then yell "Mitter!" and high five each other.
Example 1: You know he did the Mitter last night. He is now one of us
Mitter by TheTravelingBroker October 22, 2018
What men call male boobs big enough they can palm with a baseball mitt.
"That dude has a set of mitters"
mitters by popologist November 27, 2012

money mitter 

A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.
Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
money mitter by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013