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Stuff me mushrooms 

Aussie slang used when a situation doesn’t go accordingly; to express anger/displeasure.
When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”

When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”

If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”

whats this sticky stuff on me 

Its sperm

Had me googling stuff 

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.
Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

Stuff with meat 

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."

mermaid stuff 

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.
"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"
mermaid stuff by Viksin April 25, 2016