Buttscotch

Bullshit. Bullfuck. Bullgarp.

Friend: Whats Obama's last name?
Dick: Bark.
Friend: What a load of buttscotch!

by I ned sum mer robux May 3, 2018

Buttscratcher

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.

Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.

by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009

Butterscotch

Absolutely not the colour of a cat

“HAHA, can you believe Elek thinks his ginger cat is butterscotch?”

by Sophabulous June 17, 2021

Buttscratcher

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.

Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!

by Chris000 January 17, 2008

Buttscratcher

The term originally coined by Family Guy's Peter Griffin now has a cult following at UK music festivals such as Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading. A festival-goer will shout "Buttscratcher!!!" at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of "Buttscratcher" from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. The practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.

Man: "Buttscratcher???!"
3 others: "Buttscratcher!!!!!"

by alllaaannnn July 19, 2011

butterscotchery

Adjective describing the flavor range, depth and intensity of a Buttery Nipple Martini.

At a Martini bar...
Voluptuous martini sipper exclaims: "These Buttery nipples taste butterscotchery"

by ALAjohnx3 June 9, 2013

Butterscotching

The act of taking peanut butter (creamy or chunky), warming it in a bowl, then spreading it on a man's dick. Then, after the peanut butter is applied, cannon fucking a woman's (or man's depending on your preference) asshole until orgasm. Then, as the final move, felching the peanut butter cum mix out of said ass.

When asked if you want to go butterscotching, there is a certain response, please look at the example for said response.

Hey, wanna go butterscotching later?

Sure, chunky or creamy?

by OmniJesus January 19, 2010