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A Ramjob is the regular or bi-weekly gathering of soused or sober individuals with the goal of becoming inebriated. Usually occurs at very affordable happy hours at chain-like bar/restaraunts (a la The Ram) but can also be used to describe occasions at a TGIF, Applebees, Denny's or The Rock.

The postfix of -job denotes the gathering occurs after work hours directly preceding a scheduled shift.

Began after a long stretch of Happy Hour visits occuring on Sunday evening at various local bar/restaraunts around the North-Seattle Metro area.
Hey meet me after work for an Applejob" or, "Let's clock off for a Ramjob
ramjob by Jkay84 June 12, 2010
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When you headbutt a bitch harder than hell then slam your dick into any of her holes
Hey Garry I gave Sasha and Sarah ramjobs last night!!

Locally Sourced Rimjobs

A form of self pleasure involving licking ones own anus.
Have you tried locally sourced rimjobs?

Locally sourced rimjobs taste better than those from foreign bodies.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026