Syming

A combination of swimming and gyming. Although the term implies that one may swim and gym at the same, it does not necessarily mean that. Syming generally refers to the act of going to the gym and then going for a swim to cool down. Pronounced like swimming, therefore the word only makes sense in written form.

Hey mum, when are we going syming?

Syming by I'm DamnMe February 5, 2009

shmingy

pronounced shming ee or SHminG-E like one would pronounce 'sing-E' with a SHM instead of just s

An extraordinarily odd person. A person differing from the 'norm' but it's intention is not politically incorrect, for example, someone of a race outside of your own, a different sex from your own etc, cannot be a 'shmingy'. Where as someone who hikes their pants up to their arm pits, wears no socks and has the brightest of pink shoes on, can be considered a 'shmingy' Everyone knows a shmingy. Not to be used in a derogatory way, ie; a 'shmingy' cannot refer to someone odd for reasons of a disability, mental or otherwise. It's to be used in the context of 'weirdo' or 'strange' person.

"check out shmingy over there in the plaid bicycle shorts and black knee high socks" or "what a shmingy"

shmingy by Shawndhi August 31, 2008

Shminged

An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.

"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"

Shminged by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010

Finger in the sminger 

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

Finger in the sminger by Dildohands May 18, 2015

syringered 

(n) The act of raising the expectations of forum members by posting a story (typically regarding a member of the opposite sex) as it develops in real time, updating every three or four minutes but ultimately failing to provide a conclusion.

Forum member A: So what happened with you and that girl mikey?
Forum member B: Yeah, what happened
(no response from mikey after 2 days)
Forum member A: OMGWTFBBQ we've been syringered.

syringered by A.C. August 6, 2004

dayton syringe 

Originating from Dayton, Ky
The act of pulling out before climax of intercourse & shooting your load on your significant others forearm (Where one would typically inject heroin)

Jim: "Dude! That girl you fucked from the bar is a dope head!"
Lance: "No wonder she won't leave me alone, I gave her the Dayton Syringe!"

dayton syringe by FeedMePercocet April 19, 2016

syping 

verb: to sype - to type lyrics of the song your listening to and generally send them over some form of IM client. A combination of the words singing and typing.

mr a: hit me baby one more time lalalala
Mr B: STFU STOP SYPING PLZ KTHX

syping by Luke Wheeler April 29, 2008