Ghastlord 

The lord of all nether-realm dwelling ghasts that may only exist in one (there may not be multiple Ghastlords). Ghastlord is usually brought into power by killing the previous Ghastlord or by heir to the throne.

An appropriate (but not necessary) way to reference Ghastlord is by his number of hosts. (Ghastlord IV, etc.)

Ghastlord is not known to be anything but a spirit that takes on another organism (usually human) and lives symbiotically in the same body with him/her.

It has also been noted that Ghastlord has granted his past hosts the ability to morph into a ghast and back to their original forms. Those who have morphed into a ghast have reported no recollection of their afterward actions until returned to normal state.

"Ghastlord then commanded his army to breach the castle."
There has been no stranger king than Ghastlord.

Ghastlord by Ghastlord November 12, 2017

Ghostload 

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.

Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!

Ghostload by Plane_addict December 3, 2013

Ghostload 

When you cum but there is no sperm.

I jerked off so much i had a ghostload.

Ghostload by Le Tiger December 21, 2022

GoatLord

In the G.O.A.T conversation, everyone fights about who is the Goat. However, who is the Goat of Goats? I've spent time around the internet searching for a word of such caliber, but to no avail. Here, GoatLord is defined. The lord of all goats, the Sheppard to all goats in his pasture, the one who reigns supreme.

You may be goated, but AwexZabob is the GoatLord of MarioKart

GoatLord by EWeiss December 4, 2020

goatlord

Goat Lord: ONE, A PERSON OF LARGE CHARACTER, GOD LIKE, CHARISMATIC, AND ATTRACTIVE, WHO RULES OVER LESSER ANIMALS, EVEN other of the same species ,such as humans, THE SUBJECTS UNDER GOATlords rule bend to his, her, will

Goats are so cute I wish I was they're GOATLORD

goatlord by gpwstx April 8, 2019

gashlord 

Gash Lord is fucking me, no one fucking else

I’m gashlord

gashlord by Gashmanjoe January 9, 2020

Ghostcord 

a Discord server with little activity/posts/discussions dispite an excessively large number of members who essentially serve as Ghosts 👻

Woah! The MakeAmericaGreatAgain server turned into a real Ghostcord after the election results came out.

Ghostcord by TheLastMan March 2, 2023