bagel finagled 

To get your booty taken!

Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!

bagel finagled by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017

finagle a bagel 

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

finagle a bagel by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

Finagle that Bagel 

Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.

*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.

Finagle that Bagel by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018

Finagle My Bagel 

When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.

Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"

Finagle My Bagel by Chester Jr August 1, 2010

Finagle that bagel 

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

Finagle that bagel by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

Finagle a bagel 

To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully

Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape

Finagle a bagel by JacobTHEPUSSYSLAYERMooney June 24, 2016

Finagle the bagel 

The act of diddling ones bung hole

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....

Finagle the bagel by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019