Lord Farquaad 

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.

Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.

Lord Farquaad by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 28, 2016

Lord Farquaad 

Lord farquaad is a straight up bitch ass motherfucker that wants to fuck Fiona and hates shrek. Also used as a insult

Some Rando: your ugly
You: says you, you Lord Farquaad lookin ass bitch.

Lord Farquaad by ...welp shit. November 22, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad

YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!

Lord Farquaad by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017

LORD FARQUAAD 

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky

I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*

LORD FARQUAAD by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018

Lord Farquaad 

A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.

Lord Farquaad is Shreks best friend but enemy.

Lord Farquaad by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

The most beautiful man ever who deserves fiona

damn lord farquaads the best

Lord Farquaad by tiny dancer July 14, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.

Lord Farquaad is the best character from Shrek

Lord Farquaad by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021