Pionism 

To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.

That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!

Pionism by The Vermonster August 11, 2012

Pionism 

Worshiping an angry bearded bald man by drink green juice everyday

I have been part of the pionism religion since 9th grade.

Pionism by Shmiky shmakers September 19, 2017

Pionism 

A religious belief that our almight father, Pio the Silent Sleeper created for our leisure. This belief emphasizes the human nature of doing absolutely nothing except sleeping.

When a young believer has passed the test of laziness and procrastination, the word 'pionized' can be expressed.

All hail pionism.
This pionism got me very lazy, I need to start working harder.
Dude I think you just got pionized.

Pionism by Justine Beiber December 29, 2014

Ponism 

Ponism is basically sexism but for bronies

James: hey dad I gotta tell ya something. I’m a brony.
Dad: what your a loser.
James: that’s ponism dad * dabs and walks out the door backwards

Ponism by The really garr August 2, 2018

pianisme 

A disease that will make you see the world in different way..or to be precise in "pian way"..after 3 or 4 months you will go crazy..this disease is airborne and netborne(spread online)..there is no cure for this disease

Anwar:omg!! Zidan are having pianisme
Hud:kill him and burn his body!!

Miyo:i just read pian's tweet..now i think i got pianisme

Tazang:stay away from me you animal!!!!

pianisme by Budak otai April 26, 2019

pianisme 

A fucking disease that doesnt have cure..kill yourself if you got infected

Miyo:i think i just been infected by pianisme

Tazang:STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU ANIMAL!!

pianisme by Budak otai April 26, 2019

phonism

1: (n) Bigotry or chauvinism on the basis of one's mobile phone brand and/or operating system.

2: (n) In a broader sense, 'phonism' can even refer to prejudice against tablet brands and/or their operating systems.

1: Phonism is one of the greatest evils that modern man has had to endure.

2:.

A: Fuck iPhones and the assholes who use them.

B: Wow man, that's pretty harsh.

A: Lol, I don't give a shit; I'm phonist.

phonism by Sweyn78 December 1, 2014