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time square 

A place in NYC usually filled with a lot of lights and people asking for money if you take pictures with them.
"Where are you going Barbara?"
"To Time Square Becky!"
"Have fun and watch out for that cowboy!"
time square by Driedupmascaratube December 15, 2018

Time's Square Celebration 

A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.
It's New Year's Eve, and tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend a "Time's Square Celebration".

Time Squared

A term used when someone royally forgets something or when they Drop the Ball. Time Square in New York City on New Years Eve has a ball that drops to signify the entering of a new year.
"Dan was going to bring me a condom to the party but he Time Squared me, I had to settle for a blow job from that bitch."
Time Squared by Calling You Out August 12, 2009

Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.
Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists
Time Squared by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011

time squared

When you let your heavy balls drop (smack!) on someone's hand, head, face like the ball dropping on New Year's Eve.balls
I was taking a nap and my boyfriend time squared me in order to wake me up.
time squared by voshnitz March 6, 2011

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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