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Boomer Bar 

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on
My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar
Boomer Bar by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

Boomer Barrier 

A group of two or more baby boomers creating a barrier, usually by talking in public spaces.
Hey Kyle! Watch out for the boomer barrier on aisle three!
Boomer Barrier by NannerMan420 December 7, 2023

Boogerbeard 

A phenomenon caused when a human male is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of his nose become lodged in his facial hair.
Did you see Paul jump into the lake? When he came up he had a boogerbeard!
antonyms: Boogerbukkake
misspellings; Booger beard, booger-beard, boogiebeard, bugerbeard
Boogerbeard by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

boogerberg 

A boogerberg is a booger that has been part of the booger glacier and has now broken loose. Once the boogerberg breaks loose an insatiable urge is automatically triggered to pick or blow the boogerberg from the nasal causeway.

Unattended boogerbergs will soon penetrate the light of the nostril and become visible to others. The social risk escalates exponentially once the boogerberg is visible. All attempts to deal with the new moving berg will be noticed by others who will immediately wonder if the berg has been inhaled, palmed or dislodged onto your tie.
Rats!!! a boogerberg is making its way through my nose and I'm in a meeting for the next two hours. It's driving me crazy.
boogerberg by ecopsych101 January 15, 2008

Boogerbroom 

A cheesy thick mustache that gets boogers caught in it every time you sneeze or blow your nose.
Rory: Gimmie a kiss Kaytee.

Kaytee: Muwaa. EWW you have boogers in your mustache.

Rory: Yeah its a Boogerbroom.
Boogerbroom by Broomer November 11, 2012

Boogerbortion 

The act of removing fetus sized boogers.
OMG I had this booger for 3 days. Lets fish it out .Call the boogerbortionist.

OMG, I just had a late-term boogerbortion. This thing is yuge!!!!
Boogerbortion by pi3dets December 16, 2016