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Dirty Doonan 

When you're a tricky twink with the ability to convert co-workers into part time knob polishers. Via use of black mail of sex tapes with thier moms. Also a dirty doonan has the ability to declentch firm sphincter seal for foreign objects to be incerted...orally
Oh shit! Here comes dirty doonan. Run! Last week he was muff diving in the boys locker room. I don't want to be a notch on that creeps belt
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Noreen Doogan 

Well known Irish TV character famous for her extravagant wedding plans..
Honey,i've just hired a wedding planner....Aw,don't be going all ''Noreen Doogan'' on me....
Stephanie's having a horse and carriage for her wedding....How ''Noreen Doogan'' is that...
I don't know whether to have a church or a civil ceremony...What would ''Noreen Doogan'' do..
Noreen Doogan by thefullronnie September 6, 2011

suck me doogan

suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.
"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.
suck me doogan by da trick biatch December 28, 2005

Pulling a Doohan 

V. (Dü-hän)

To have sex with a friend or acquaintance's mother; Usually as part of a single, ill-advised, drunken episode. Sometimes resulting in unplanned pregnancy.

Origin: rumors that James Doohan (actor of Star Trek fame) commonly had sexual intercourse with the mothers of his Star Trek castmates (crew). He was known to do this while spouting double entendre involving warp nacelles, phasers, or tractor beams.
Hey LeBron, I heard that Delonte West was 'pulling a Doohan' last night.

Sorry, man. Your mom looked so good last night, I beamed myself over her house and 'pulled a Doohan'!
Pulling a Doohan by J Fitzzz September 15, 2010
To have sex with a friend or acquaintance's mother; Usually as part of a single, ill-advised, drunken episode. Sometimes resulting in unplanned pregnancy.

Origin: rumors that James Doohan (actor of Star Trek fame) commonly had sexual intercourse with the mothers of his Star Trek castmates (crew).

Mostly used within the phrase "pulling a Doohan"
Hey LeBron, I heard that Delonte West 'pulled a Doohan' last night.
Doohan by J Fitzzz September 14, 2010

Doonabetes 

Pronunciation: (doo-nah-bee-tees)

Noun:

Any of several disorders characterised by increased inability to get out of bed willingly. symptoms include not being able to get out of bed because of the perception that it is more comfortable and/or the tasks inevitably needed to be performed that require exiting the bed are of less value regardless of energy consumption needed.
Example:

"Cora cannot come to work today as she has a bad case of Doonabetes"
Doonabetes by Camspammalamb August 30, 2018