Schaivoed 

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.

Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.

Schaivoed by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009

Schaivoed 

Being drunk to the point that you are barely able to move. A term coined after Terri Schaivo who was unable to move.

Last weekend, I got so fucked up at the frats that I had to be carried home. I was Schaivoed.

Schaivoed by Ferguson300 December 27, 2007

schaivoed 

To get so beligerantly drunk, that you end up in a state similar to Terry Schaivo. Also goes hand in hand with "To get Schai-faced". To become completely unresponsive. Lights out basically.

- After consuming an entire keg by himeself, Ben was clearly schaivoed.

- "Dude lets go get schaivoed tonight."

- He was going to do his homework, but he decided to stick with his guns and get schaivoed.

schaivoed by The Fine Students of the Bullis School November 12, 2006

schaivoed 

The past tense of shaivo.

Pip schaivoed Julio before Ms. Sanchez stopped playground fight.

schaivoed by GreenMonter April 15, 2005

schaivoed 

When your waiter forgets your food, won't refill your water, and generally ignores you.

Our waiter schaivoed me for 20 minutes before finally refilling my iced tea.

schaivoed by hockeynut April 1, 2005

Shivoed 

to be very intoxicated by use of alcohol.

Dude, I am so shivoed right now.

Shivoed by Stern December 31, 2005

schiavoed 

straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.

schiavoed by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010