Crispin 

thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?

I want to date, mate and fate Crispin.

Crispin by Krkič September 17, 2019

crispin 

a well mannered teenager usually excelling in soccer

this kids seems just like a crispin!

crispin by chschick February 19, 2009

crispin 

something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)

yeah dude that's crispin!

crispin by tom March 29, 2005

Crispin 

THE REAL SOYBOY, HE IS THE SHORTEST PERSON YOU Will EVER MEET AND VERY WIDE AND LARGE JUST VERY LARGE AND HAS A VERY KIND HEART KAPPA

LOOK AT THE CHINA WALL ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS "Crispin" POGGERS

Crispin by ISMASHEDurMOMcrispin December 13, 2021

Crispin 

Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been Dowled.

"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"

Crispin by David Cowpell Downtrodden October 1, 2004

crispin 

People with the surname Crispin are awesome. They are kind, empathetic and great people to hang out with.

Many of them are incredibly skilled in the art of sword fighting or some other medeival weapon.
They are often very proud of family history and like knowing all about it. They strive to do their best in everything they do and give it 100%.
If you know a Crispin you are incredibly lucky, even more so if you are friends with one.

P1: How is he so good with that sword.
P2: Idk he's just a bit crispin.

crispin by MetricGryphon18 November 3, 2019

Crispin 

Someone who is extremely wonderful and a good person

Oh, he is such a beautiful guy. He must be a Crispin

Crispin by asdaq October 23, 2018