Skimmer 

Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.

That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out!

Skimmer by Grease514 July 6, 2016

skimmer 

Skimmer is a guy who "rides the top of the crest" during sex! Skimming is just bouncing off a partner's 'rear-end', quick insertion, then pulling out, leaving the sodomized partner feeling rather hungry for alot more.

"That dude made me want more and more of the sauce, but he wasn't very deep, just another skimmer"

skimmer by Princess Peussie March 22, 2005

skimmer 

blow job, oral sex

My husband asked me to wake him up with a skimmer.

skimmer by blahblahginger April 4, 2007

skimmer 

Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.

Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet.

skimmer by Ben Shofner October 16, 2005

skimmer 

Someone who posts to a web forum thread without bothering to read the rest of the thread, resulting in a message that is either redundant or fails to comply with instructions.

Someone already posted that, you filthy skimmer!

skimmer by QS October 12, 2007

skimmer 

When a famous person sucks on your nipple. Must be famous, like movie famous, and cannot flick or simply lick nipple. Must be a full suckle. Does not constitute cheating outside of marriage.

Christian Slater showed up last night drunk with self-love, and gave me a skimmer. I didn't mind.

skimmer by OverHeard101 December 3, 2009

skimmer 

the coolest person u'll ever meet. one whom the ecsense of skimboarding can be smelt. they live to skim (only the coolest sport in the world)

look at that crazy skimmer on the pipe

skimmer by kathryn March 12, 2005