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Dick Beers 

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
Dick Beers by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020
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Dick beers 

When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.
Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.
Dick beers by Gravy balls February 23, 2018

beer dick 

what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection
"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."
beer dick by Dave man December 23, 2005

colder than a polar bears dick 

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.
i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

BEER DICK 

Beer dick is an erection that will not go down and and can not be satisfied no matter how much you try. You must be at the right point of intoxication to experience beer dick. Your partner is usually the one that will befefit from beer dick. Beer dick can have the opposite effect once you pass the certain point of intoxication.
Lastnight I pounded my girls pussy for over and hour and could not cum cause I had beer dick.
BEER DICK by Dantx October 3, 2007

Beer Dick 

When a man has not showered and dick tastes like beer.
Bryce did not shower and now has a beer dick.
Beer Dick by anonymous February 17, 2021

beer dick 

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
beer dick by tnt May 1, 2003