geesed 

Used by urban youth to perpetuate the shame of a peer who has just been made fun of. I observe it often in my classroom in Oakland, CA.

Damn dogg, he geesed on you! or
OHHHH! You got geesed!

geesed by Mr. Kersh-Oliva November 5, 2004

geesed 

In the prehistoric ghoulash of human stew, the god of geesage, "geesed-ton", was sitting beneath a tree when it was suddenly struck with lightning. Geesed-ton went unconscience for quite some time, however when he awakened he found himself enlightened, and instantly realized how one could geese on another. He taught the artform of the geesage to his young apprentice, Dickson Tse, and told the young man to never use the artform against another, for he knew of its true power. One day while Dickson Tse was on his way to Chinatown to retreive some cocktail-buns, he coincidentally crossed paths with Liye Zhang, the god of anti-geesage. In Dickson's conscience he knew that he shouldn't use the power of the geese, but he knew that in this situation his master would do the same. Dickson waged his geesage upon Liye, however Liye was quick to return a quick move of anti-geesage, and from that point on, the war of geesage vs. anti-geesage was engaged. To this day, the only known power to prevail over the art of geesage is the art of wombat copter.

"Oooo Nick Chun got geesed on when his grandmother queefed in his face!"
"Ahhh ferr-gaht to dooo mah dey-teyen-tion too-daaaaaaaaah...geesed!"
"You totaled your truck on the freeway, really tho? Damn you got geesed on."
"No offense, but Nagasaki got majorly geesed on by a nuke in WWII..."

geesed by Geeser March 20, 2005

geesed 

A popular website featuring pictures of geese. Run by CEO Ryan Goosling.

Have you been to Geesed.com today, shit's funny.

geesed by Ryan Goosling June 28, 2012

Geesed 

Having run out of Gooses.

Oh boy I am feeling geesed. Meaning I have ran out of gooses.

Geesed by Plantyplantplantplantplantmmm. October 16, 2018

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

Geesed by Geesemin October 18, 2025

grey geesed

Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"

Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.

grey geesed by TronsauseFiveMillion January 4, 2010

feed the geese 

V: The act of masturbating.

Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!

feed the geese by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003