A reeti is a loveable, sweet, sexy person with a great personality. Talking to her makes you smile no matter how dull the day may seem. She is as beautiful as a sunrise, rising up, shining the world with happiness. You can't hate a reeti, way to loveable, and very caring. :)
Perfection= Reeti
A dangerously sweet human whose default setting is “How can I help you?” even when nobody asked. Known to offer emotional support, life advice, and occasionally their entire weekend.
Often so caring that friends mistake them for a free 24/7 customer support center, forgetting that Reetis are actual people and not unlimited-service subscriptions.
“Don’t be a Reeti and agree to help everyone with their assignments again.”
"Oh no we killed Reeti's cat; doesn't matter she always understands"
1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?