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front lumps 

Presumably, breasts. Grandpa Simpson used this word on the 399th episode of The Simpsons.
Betty has a wicked set of front lumps - they must be at least double d.
front lumps by j krash June 8, 2007

Front-leaning rest position 

Something you hope that you will never hear in JROTC or in the Military.
Military term to start doing push-ups
1st SGT Williams: "Private Smith! Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"

front loader 

A bra with the clasp in the front.
The select of front loaders at Wal-Mart is fantastic!
front loader by Mixed Nuts January 12, 2006

front left 

Where all the cool people gather in a rave, festival or concert.
If you ever need anything, we’ll be front left.

– Guys, where are you? There’s a lot of people !
– Front left love, like always!
front left by Lilboot575 December 15, 2022

Stanley front loader 

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.
Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."

Front Leaning Rest Position 

What the U.S. Army calls the "push up". Why in the hell cant they call it the push up like every body else in the English speaking world.
Drill Sergeant: Why are you late private?

Private : Well Drill Sergea

Drill Sergeant: (Cuts the Private off mid-sentence) I didn’t ask for any lip Private, Front Leaning Rest Position move!