ya mum 

the answer to practically every question in the world

Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum

ya mum by steve November 11, 2002

ya mum 

If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.

Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.

ya mum by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

ya mum 

answer to almost anything

you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum

ya mum by taylor March 11, 2004

ya mum 

hilarious come back

A; your a bitch
B; so's ya mum

ya mum by james January 12, 2004

ya mum 

a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards

a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink
"ya mum"

ya mum by manda August 23, 2003

ya mum 

That hilariously inspiring phrase.

"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"

ya mum by Anonymous May 4, 2003

ya mum 

common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted

so what did you do for the long weekend?
yamum

ya mum by i could eat chocolate all night long April 27, 2003