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Matěj Olda Pavlištík 

a Czech phrase for calling someone an NPC
Victor: Ayo whos dat n*gga lookin like a whole NPC?
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.
Related Words
old, dumb and lazy - an adjective denoting a large demographic segment of any population in any given society, having no representation, no rights, no respect, no protection.
A: If you are old you can try to fight against discrimination as agism is frowned upon. But if you are oldazy you better be prepared to be discriminated against, ridiculed, vilified and exploited much more than if you were only dazy.
B: True, I won't fight back as I am too old, too dumb and too lazy, but I can still lay back and enjoy the rat race show put up by the young, smart and ambitious - for futile causes most of the time. That's the upside of being a laid-back oldazy guy.
oldazy by stressFREEDOMguide March 9, 2013

Oldaphile 

A kid/young adult who is legit into old people. Sexually. They want old wrinkly cock/vag/other.
Linda Horner really wanted to get with her 65 year old history teacher because she is an oldaphile.
Oldaphile by Victor 7 April 19, 2009
Oldaq is the complete polar opposite of a pablo, see Pablo
Man I wish i was as cool as a a Pablo, but in reality im a shitty Oldaq
Oldaq by Oldaq January 15, 2018
it is a short thing which chavs say
meaning older friend who they look to as a older brother or sister
oh man u cummin 2 da party wif michaela
nah man innit mah oldah sed i cant man
Oldah by Mz Gangsta August 4, 2008

oldafile 

someone one who likes to mastrbate to granny sex
I caught chris passouted in front of his computer with vasoline and tissues everywhere watching granny sex, man that kid is an oldafile.
oldafile by eat a dick November 8, 2003