Lube 

A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.

Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.

Dick: Alllllll riiiiiiiiiiight, time to put some lube and get down with some groove!
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.

Lube by nomanito December 30, 2016

lube 

penisbutter

lube: penisbutter is fun to use

lube by pandy101096 April 2, 2014

Lube 

Short for "lubricant." Commercial product used to lubricate sexual intercourse, often anal sex between two men. Lube allows the penis to enter the anus without pulling or tearing of the anal tissue. It also allows time for the anus to expand and accept the incoming phallus.

Dude, it's not going to work without the KY. You'll rip me up otherwise.

Lube by Max Payne March 7, 2003

lube 

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.

1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.

lube by Janis November 30, 2004

Lube 

An essential item for any paintballer. Always keep your gun well lubed, otherwise it will jam, break a ball, or something worse.
Not always used for sex, unlike most of the definitions on here state.

"I forgot to lube my gun today and it fucked up on me."
"Here, use some of mine. One drop should do it, this stuff is expensive."

Lube by who_cares157 July 3, 2009

lube 

Noun - A product either oil (don't use with latex condoms as it breaks them down) or water based that enables intercourse - particularly anal intercourse to be easier, smoother and less painful

An abbreviation of the word "lubricant", lube generally means a sexual variety of lubricant but can also indicate mechanical lubrication.

Verb - to lube - to apply lubricant to a cock, anal sphincter or machinery.

Verb version 2 - a slang form of "love" used on message boards, slash readers and members of spotrot

1. We're all out of lube! No sex without prep!

2. Lube me up...

3. I gtg byebye lube you

lube by destiny_is_dead August 12, 2005

Lube 

Predominantly defined as K-Y Jelly. Which happens to be a main water based lubricant which is used in sexual activity without destroying the condom if you're using one.
ONLY homosexuals refer to it as "anal lube".
It doesn't matter how wet or dry a female is, K-Y Jelly always makes sex better. Even when just masturbating alone, whether you're male or female.
Mainly used when you don't have time or tired of "foreplay".
K-Y Jelly makes sex better. YES! Females eventually dry up no matter how wet they are and need that EXTRA moisture to keep sex painless. ONLY if you're able to go the distance and not blowing your load like a 20 year old clueless goober who thinks he knows everything about sex, you may have to use so called LUBE!

Period. Just don't forget to pull out. Unless you're wearing a condom.

DUDE!!! I just used LUBE while fucking my girlfriend and it was AWESOME!!!

Lube by mc0341 July 21, 2019