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The act of comparing the reproductive organ, testes. The man said to of had the biggest nuts by group consensus is the nut off winner. A common game played whilst intoxicated at sausage parties between young men who wished to prove themselves to be the sex-king of the world.
David your nuts are massive compared to my sultana's, you are the nut off champion.
nut off by Trooper October 13, 2005

get my nut off 

V. to ejaculate, usually used by males to describe what level of sexual play they would like to achieve with a female
Mike: "So you wanna date her or what?"
Daniel: "Nah man, I'm just tryna get my nut off. You know what I'm sayin?"
get my nut off by Korubi August 15, 2008

bust a nut and off ya strut 

When you engage in sexual intercourse, climax, then strut your fine ass as far away as possible.
“Well how do I do a nut and cut?”
“Simple, Bust a nut and off ya strut”
The definition of off nut is MM every single weekend between the hours of Friday 5pm - Monday 5pm. And is usually because of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol
Cor I am off nut.
Off nut by go_again October 24, 2020

Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Off your nut

Off Your Nut

To be 'Off Your Nut' means three things.
1. To be absolutely fucked as a cunt from drugs.
2. To be crazy.
3. To be sick of or 'over' the nut that you are currently eating.

Is also commonly said 'Off Ya Nugget'.
1. Look at you! Your 'Off Your Nut'
2. Tom was declared 'Off His Nut' when he saw an alien steal his baby.
3. I believe that I am now 'Off My Nut', this 3ft peanut is too salty.

I was 'Off Me Nugget' last night, getting rude like a rumpig.
Off Your Nut by Diego November 28, 2003