Shclaffie 

When your penis comes out a little to far during intercourse, and bends badly on the in stroke.

Man I was nailing her last night, and Shclaffie, I almost broke my dick.

Shclaffie by Pissdick. February 2, 2005

schlaffel

The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.

I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...

schlaffel by GineSharts December 15, 2008

Schlaffin 

1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass

2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.

3. To be extremely good at life

1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.

2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.

Schlaffin by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015

schlaffenwhore 

1. One who sleeps for prolonged periods of time

2. Perry

When he slept for 18 hours, Perry proved himself to be a schlaffenwhore.

schlaffenwhore by Ksenia February 17, 2005

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

schlaffi by kris December 6, 2004