burland 

the area between a scrotum-less man's dingus penis and his asshole anus when the smelly pubes get all ingrown and fester, or the sorry fucker get a heat rash.

your drag-queen dad gave your boyfriend a heat rash on his taint from all the humping friction. now your boyfriend has a bad case of the burland.

burland by WINSLOW!!! February 1, 2005

burando 

"Burando" is the Japanese reading of the word "brand," as in brand name products. Most often used to refer to brand name fashion items.

Within the english-speaking Japanese fashion community, this spelling is generally used to be playful (or in some cases, mocking.) Otherwise it is simply referred to as "brand."

Becky loves lolita fashion, but she makes it all herself since she can't afford burando.

Jill had to sell all her burando for rent money.

burando by Pogostiltskin November 27, 2009

Ron Burgandy 

narration There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

Ron Burgandy: (looking at his reflection in the mirror) Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.

Ron Burgandy by i lie pie July 4, 2006

Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

Al Borland's Hammer by gooooooch June 2, 2009

Ron Burgandy 

The BAlls
an man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes sinatra look like a hobo.

Most of my freinds talk like Ron Burgandy because he is The Balls

Ron Burgandy by Colte May 2, 2005

ron burgandy 

the best anchorman in the history of san deeyago, legendary and literate. Especially gifted in reading teleprompters

if I were Ron Burgandy I would say "hey everyone come look how good I look!" and people of every race, sex, and social class would swoon

ron burgandy by justagirl February 4, 2005

Eivind Lunner Bruland 

The man the myth, Eivind Lunner Bruland is the hottest person ever, he is the human with the longest dick ever. He is in relations with Kim lunner and his wife Laila Bruland, they are sexy sexy blowjob to Eivind all the time. He is a mastercock.

Omg! Look, he has a big dick! HE IS SUCH AN EIVIND LUNNER BRULAND

Eivind Lunner Bruland by StinaEgeland August 18, 2023