Too Ugly To Be Gay. Whenever you go to a party, club, bar, or just walking down the street, you may notice there are some extremely unattractive people. You think to yourself, "Does he really look like that?" Hence, I think "He is TOO UGLY TO BE GAY!" He is one of those people who makes your community look bad.
OMG, what is he wearing? That red dress is hideous. It matches his face. Im so embarrassed. He is TUTBG!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).