Assatol

A condition where someone is lacking buttocks, at all.

Me: Man, she's got an assatol!

Friend: She's got a what?
Me: An assatol, as in, she ain't got no ass at all!

Assatol by O_Fiddle_Stix September 3, 2016

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Assaholic

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.

"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"

Assaholic by funkstank June 29, 2009

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Ayatollah Assahola

A term used to describe western sentiments towards the consolidation of power by the fundamentalist/terrorist radical, Grand Ayatollah Khomeini and his cadre of fanatics in 1979. Though Khomeini is long dead, the term is still applicable to any radical Ayatollahs including: Nakhbadeh, Zahedi, and even Ayatollah Razmada.

If that Ayatollah Assahola doesn't stop sponsoring terrorism I’ll take him to the curb

Ayatollah Assahola by OnionSoup December 21, 2008

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assaholian

assa hol ian
The correct spelling of this word should be assaholian not assholian.
Noun describing a person making a complete and utter pompous ass of oneself stating the most absurd theories.

Larry K of cnbc is a genuine pompous assaholian who shows exaggerated assaholian traits on a daily basis.

assaholian by griffon November 7, 2005