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Clintonitis 

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.
She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.
Clintonitis by azwonks October 24, 2016

Clintontitus 

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.
Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.
Clintontitus by Tbtguess November 6, 2016

Clintonicide

The suspicious suicide of a person who is known to have information against, or is set to testify against, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton.
“That judge’s family is the victim of Clintonicide”

I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”
Clintonicide by KaptKyle July 21, 2020

Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.
Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."
Clintonitus by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

Cliftonites 

A Cliftonite is a native from the middle class area of Bristol. A Cliftonite is normally someone who refuses to leave the area of Clifton and venture into the City of Bristol. They are normally wealthy and look down upon other lower class Bristolians.
The Cliftonites were reluctant to leave Clifton
Cliftonites by Dr Wordsmith August 18, 2010

Claytonitis 

When ur really cool
That dude with the clout goggles has some mad claytonitis
Claytonitis by Yeetman429696969 February 5, 2019