crocodile 

An animal that could've killed Steve Irwin until a stupid stingray decided to do it instead.

(Sometime in 2003)

Steve Irwin - As you can see, this ferocious crocodile is showing some aggressiveness, crikey!

(On the morning of Monday, September 4, 2006)

Steve Irwin - That motherfucking stingray just stung me in my chest with its poisonous barb! Thanks to all my fans for a wonderful life that shouldn't have been taken away so abruptly.

(Steve Irwin dies soon after he's pulled out of the water)

crocodile by neurodistortion September 6, 2006

Crocodile 

Refers to when you go down on a woman and if you're good, from her vantage point you look like a crocodile because all she can see are your eyes.

Also, "Playing Crocodile", "Want to play Crocodile"

"Hey we haven't played Crocodile in a while honey, why don't you head down to my swamp and eat some fish".

Crocodile by Hessier November 21, 2010

crocodile 

An older gay man who preys on/lusts after young gay men; a gay cougar of sorts.

"He likes expensive wine too much. He's total crocodile bait."

crocodile by jah242 March 27, 2010

Crocodile 

The male queer version of cougar. Typically 40 years or above, likes to hook up with younger queer men. The crocodile frequents gay dance clubs and public bathhouses.

Mario: OMG, that crocodile is totally hitting on me.

Cody: You're lucky, I LOVE me some crocodile meat!

Mario: I will give him your number.

Cody: Sweet! Just call me the Croc Hunter!

Crocodile by Roshambo187 January 9, 2014

crocodile 

Australian slang - colloquial term for an amorous female

wrestling a crocodile
ie - to engage in consensual intercourse with an amorous female

crocodile by dan October 1, 2004

Crocodile 

1. A person that is toxic and refuses to change.

2. A person unable to evolve into new ways of thinking.

3. An aggressively opinionated person that has no sense of morality and cannot see past their own biases.

Hey, did you tell him that he's being a bit racist?

No, I don't have time to argue with a crocodile, that man is too stuck in his ways.

Crocodile by Fadex March 16, 2019

Crocodile 

Any person of (significantly) mixed race.

Aww, look at that crocodile baby, he's got blue eyes and an afro!

OR

Barack Obama isn't black, he's a crocodile!

Crocodile by crocodile aly February 15, 2010