~The Nameless One~'s definitions

Death

Something to be rejoiced. Sure it hurts when it's somebody close, but if nobody died, but people were born, it would get overcrowded, and really suck. If nobody died and nobody was born, in all probability you wouldn't exist, and you are certainly limited to your current family. Eternally.

To fear it is irrational, and a waste of your finite, limited, short time.

If you are, death is not.
If death is, you are not.

"Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?"

Epicuris

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

Double Take

When you do a once over on somebody, but something about them (male in a dress, purple hair, somebody looks like somebody you know in a crowd, etc.) caught your eye.

Often due to surprise at what you *thought* you saw, but you desire a second glance.

"Lose Control" by Missy Elliot. (It asked for an example. This is not my favorite song.)

"I’ve got a cute face
Chubby waist
Thick legs in shape
Rump shakin’ both ways
Make you do a double take"

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

low

The opposite of high. Comes after being really high, then you just... aren't high. That's a great contrast, so you feel low.

A form of depression that comes after being high.

What goes up... must come down.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 17, 2005

spam

S hort
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages

A spammer is one who commits said act of spamming, or sending spam.

Now has been elaborated into anything annoying that you didn't want to recieve. Especially advertisements.

by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005

gwad

An omnipotent being that watches over negros "in da hood."

If normal society refers to a Canine lupus familiaris as "dog," and the reverse of a Canine lupus familiaris is the way we spell our Lord, surely our African American friends, who call a Canine lupus familiaris a "dawg," worship a Gwad?

Just food for thought.

by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005

guidelines

Rules that keep objects in line. Be those objects websites, people, or bubbles. Because bubbles are righteous.

1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries. modified
3. Publish opinions.
4. Publish place names.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
7. Reject sexual violence.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 27, 2005

imao

In
My
Awesome
Opinion

IMAO, the A in IMAO stands for Awesome.

by ~The Nameless One~ April 9, 2006