~The Nameless One~'s definitions

why

The word that means "y" must really be a vowel.

Either that, or some words have no vowels... why? Nobody knows.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 7, 2005

soft-drink

The politically correct term for water that hasn't solidified.

Just kidding.

Soda, pop, coke, cola, carbonated beverage, sugar filled yummy goodness, etc...

Coca-Cola.
Pepsi.
... And I think there's some other types of soft-drinks, but they fight for media attention too much so that's all my brainwashed mind knows.

by ~The Nameless One~ October 23, 2005

faith

As defined by dictionary.com:

2.Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.

"We may define "faith" as the firm belief in something for which there is no evidence. Where there is evidence, no one speaks of "faith." We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence. The substitution of emotion for evidence is apt to lead to strife, since different groups, substitute different emotions."
— Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

by ~The Nameless One~ July 20, 2008

Microsoft Paint masterpiece

An oxymoron used in urbandictionary.com's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload.

"Don't upload copyrighted content - send a drawing, a Microsoft Paint masterpiece, or a photo you took"

by ~The Nameless One~ May 28, 2005

main screen turn on

The proper course of action after we get signal.

Likely followed by immediate recognition of whomever is attempting to contact you, especially to find out how are you gentlemen.

Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!

by ~The Nameless One~ June 23, 2007

fast reflexes

The only acceptable substitute for good manners.

When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 29, 2005

vvomen

The way to write Women... with a Russian Accent.

Seriously... can you imagine spelling it any other way?

VVomen.

Russian: I like VVomen.
Russian vvoman: Vie do too!

by ~The Nameless One~ June 12, 2005