Government

Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect
What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
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bothered face

a term used to show one that one does not care what one says to them about themselves or any other information
Emma: I slept with my boyfriend last night
Tom: (points to his face) yes, this is my bothered face!!
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smg

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woo

To take someone out on a date
Ross: I just want to woo her
Chandler: Or...you could take her back to the 19th Century when that word was last used!
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Nicaragua

A country which America brutally and mercilessly blew to pieces for having no defence and a socialist government which showed some signs of working.
'let's blast dose evil commynists'!!
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chorer

townies who steal stuff. Tend to wear bomber jackets. Originated in Mytholmroyd, near Halifax
ere raat dickhaaadd, ya got twenny pee? - typical chorer
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Loaded

We wanna be free to do what we wanna do
And we wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time
That’s what we’re gonna do
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