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little britain

Friend #1 - Little Britain is too funny!
Friend #2 - Yeah I Know!
by zutroy March 30, 2004
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smg

by Zutroy April 27, 2003
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woo

To take someone out on a date
Ross: I just want to woo her
Chandler: Or...you could take her back to the 19th Century when that word was last used!
by zutroy August 8, 2004
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Government

Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect
What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
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Blackburn Rovers

A team I'm not particularly fond of, but they have a good manager and they fucking hate Burnley bastards, which makes them alright by me
I went to Ewood Park for the Blackburn v Burnley FA Cup replay and never have I experienced such a hostile atmosphere. Plus Burnley lost, which made it even better
by zutroy March 2, 2005
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Glory Hunter

Cockneys who support Manchester United. Not all MUFC fans are glory hunters though...
'You stupid southern twat, why don't you support your local team?! It's genuine Mancunian fans like me who have to take the flack for you dickheads!' - me
by zutroy July 8, 2004
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