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A country which America brutally and mercilessly blew to pieces for having no defence and a socialist government which showed some signs of working.
by zutroy February 11, 2004
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What would happen under certain governments;
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
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Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there
Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'
by zutroy March 02, 2004
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by zutroy June 09, 2004
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by zutroy July 09, 2004
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Examples of their fine lyrics:
"Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck'"
"Guns don't kill people, rappers do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2"
"When I goes out I dose a rinses run, and when I goes home I touches my mum"
"J-Lo means shit to me, P.Diddy means shit to me, Ja Rule means shit to me. Fuck you, Alicia Keys"
"Walkin' down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed, I'm a robot and buyin' ten fags is my quest"
"It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too!"
"Sound of the police, woop woo woo!"
"Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck'"
"Guns don't kill people, rappers do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2"
"When I goes out I dose a rinses run, and when I goes home I touches my mum"
"J-Lo means shit to me, P.Diddy means shit to me, Ja Rule means shit to me. Fuck you, Alicia Keys"
"Walkin' down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed, I'm a robot and buyin' ten fags is my quest"
"It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too!"
"Sound of the police, woop woo woo!"
by zutroy August 30, 2004
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'You stupid southern twat, why don't you support your local team?! It's genuine Mancunian fans like me who have to take the flack for you dickheads!' - me
by zutroy July 08, 2004
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