zooa's definitions

bust bust

To be busted by your significant other for staring at another woman's breasts.

by zooa November 3, 2003

Skew-wiff

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."

"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."

by zooa November 3, 2003

crappuccino

A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.

by zooa November 3, 2003

flacid

Acronym for Failed Lovers Against Caller ID. Pronounced "flaccid."

by zooa November 3, 2003

mousewife

Male Housewife.

by zooa November 3, 2003

gu

Acronym for "geographically undesirable."

"Great guy and all, but totally gu -- he lives all the way in Boerum Hill!"

by zooa November 3, 2003

flossin'

1. To drive around in a nice car with the top down.
2. Generally living large; living life well.
3. That sexy activity endorsed by dental hygienists and other anal-retentive folk.

by zooa November 3, 2003