ZAK's definitions

fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

You fat lard stop it!

by zak March 24, 2005

fade to black

What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

by Zak September 1, 2003

war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

by Zak May 3, 2003

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

by Zak May 3, 2003

CGNU

Crazy-Go-Nuts University, where people such as Strong Bad and The Cheat have graduated. Main sport team: the Golf Club. Mascot: the Dumple!

Fighting and sometimes striving
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit things with a golf club.
Cee! Gee! In!....You! (me?)

by Zak August 28, 2003

penistoe

Where you take a string of dental floss and run it between the opening of your cock. Appears like a female penistoe, except to a much smaller scale.

Unbeliever's g-string gives him a might penistoe.

by Zak March 28, 2004

PRAIRIE DOGGING

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"

by Zak May 3, 2003