zAk's definitions

Ozzyish

The incoherent, strung-together language spoken by The Crown Prince of Darkness, Ozyy Osbourne.

I don't speak Ozzyish, Mr. Osbourne. Can't you speak ENGLISH?

by Zak April 30, 2003

Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.

I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.

by Zak April 30, 2003

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

yellow yell

Span: A type of person who can convince cheese to perform complex algorithms.

This cheddar refuses to do my math homework. Please find me a yellow yell

by ZAK September 3, 2003

Super Jew

Someone who emphasizes on their Jewish religion in life and other things.

That Rabbi Mordechai is one helluva Super Jew!

by Zak June 5, 2003

Buzzcocks

A very good punk band that is often overlooked or underrated. Sang songs about topics no other bands would touch. Very good, go pick up "Singles Going Steady" right now.

Lipstick, No Reply, Orgasm Addict, Ever Fallen In Love?

by Zak January 22, 2004

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003