70 definitions by z

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by z June 15, 2004

wojnar

A bigger woman. We're talkin 300+ pounds of raw fat. Usually particularly stinky.

Today on the bus, Wojnar stole my bagged lunch.

by z June 15, 2003

baltimore

Charm City. It's called Charm City. The benches in Baltimore also say, "Baltimore - The City That Reads" because you're supposed to read when you sit down on a bench.

"welcome to charm city!"

by z March 15, 2005

dweeb

A common production toilet...a term used by pumbers.
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What $ amout is in the contract for the dweeb

by z December 18, 2003

bars

A unit of cell phone reception in a given area, on a base scale of four.

Wow, we're in the middle of nowhere, and I've got three bars.

by z May 12, 2004

über 1337

So totally better than you and then some. The best of everything and everyone. So much better than you, your mom, and your dog. Better than 1337, more than 1337, overly 1337, so 1337 it's painful. The best of all and everything and you and your dog.

Contraction of über (also, though incorrectly, known as uber) and 1337.

That guy is über 1337; no one can beat him!

by z October 3, 2004

munted

to be so intoxicated that it is not possible to be any more intoxicated

Stuart was munted after the 22nd beer.

by z March 31, 2003