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boreout

Boreout (or Boredom Burnout Syndrome) is a psychological disorder that causes both mental and physical illness. On the psychological level, boredom, dissatisfaction and permanent frustration gradually lead the victim of burnout into a vicious circle. It gradually loses the will to act at the professional level and at the personal level. To the loss of self-esteem, is added the constant anxiety of being discovered. The burnout victim lives with the constant fear that his supervisor, his colleagues and even his friends will discover his inactivity and his duplicity. A state of constant sadness takes hold of the employee provoking crises of tears for no particular reason. Being constantly confronted with the emptiness of his professional life and his uselessness in society, the employee is in great pain. Suffering all the more accentuated that it can not be shared and if it is, is not understood. Boreout is also a trigger for physical diseases such as certain types of epilepsy caused by stress or exhaustion, severe sleep disorders, hand and voice tremors, shingles and ulcers.

“Boreout consists of three elements: boredom, lack of challenge, and lack of interest.”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 18, 2018

COVFEFE Act

The Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically for Engagement Act (COVFEFE Act) is a bill introduced into the United States House of Representatives in 2017, during the 115th United States Congress.

The bill would amend the Presidential Records Act to preserve Twitter posts and other social media interactions of the president of the United States, and to require the National Archives to store such items.

Congressman's 'COVFEFE Act' would force president Trump to save all of his tweets.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 4, 2018

Walking Dead Zone

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

labracadabrador

A labracadabrador is a dog that likes to perform human commands or tricks on its own, without being signaled to do so.

What do you call a dog who thinks it’s a magician? A labracadabrador! 😂

by yyuryyubicuryy4me August 30, 2018

strange loop

A strange loop is a cyclic structure that goes through several levels in a hierarchical system. It arises when, by moving only upwards or downwards through the system, one finds oneself back where one started. A strange loop is a hierarchy of levels, each of which is linked to at least one other by some type of relationship. A strange loop hierarchy is "tangled" in that there is no well defined highest or lowest level; moving through the levels, one eventually returns to the starting point, i.e., the original level. Strange loops may involve self reference or paradox.

“An example of a strange loop would be the Canon 5. a 2 from Bach's Musical Offering, which is a musical piece that continues to rise in key, modulating through the entire chromatic scale until it ends in the same key in which it began.“

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 17, 2018

D.A.B.S.

D.A.B.S. is an abbreviated acronym which stands for Drama And Bull Shit. It can cover a wide range of petty and trivial indifferences. Sometimes it can seem to be more on point, if the individuals involved, are immature, obnoxious, boisterous, or impulsive. Set examples can be seen on World Star Hip Hop, or any other social media websites, where troll-like behavior is rampant and unhinged 24/7. D.A.B.S. can also be seen as a reference to child like demeanors, which may include “He said, She said” debacles and heresy.

Brandon: “What’s all the fuss about between Bobby and his Dad?”

Kelly: “Just a bad case of the D.A.B.S. I guess.” Brandon: “That and he’s always wanting to flap his dick suckers, for no apparent reason!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me August 3, 2018

a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.

Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂

by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018