poon

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity

1)I fucked Kara last night. She's got a tight poon.

2)Alex: We probably shouldn't go rock climbing. It could be dangerous
Nick: Dude, it's fine. Don't be such a poon!

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

chick

1)A baby chicken

2)A slang term for 'woman' used by usually sexist males

1)Aw, look at the cute little chick, with its fuzzy yellow feathers!

2)Damn, that chick's gotta nice rack...

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

Turf

1)A place that a group or gang thinks they own, usually there neighborhood

2)To look around for a woman to fuck

1)*Gang 1 goes into Gang 2's neighborhood*
Gang 2: Get the hell out of here, this is our turf.

2)Ben's so desperate, he needs to go turing in Times Square to find a chick to bang

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

jelly jugs

Extremely large, bouncy tits

Damn, Michele's got some fiiiiine jelly jugs up thurr!

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

jelly bracelet

Thin, stretchy bracelets worn by middle-and-high-school students in many different colors and patterns. They are often mistaken as "sex bracelets", where the circumstance is that supposedly if a guy pulls one off a girl and breaks it, he has to perform a sexual act with her (the color determines what they do. This ranges from a simple hug to oral sex). Though, most students wear them for fashion reasons. The hidden, sexual purpose of these bracelets was probably invented by some drunk college kids..."Hey, lets fuck each other. But we need a reason. Besides the fact that we're stoned. Hey, let's pretend that we need to have our bracelets snapped to be fucked!!! Yeahhh!"

Katie got some awesome new jelly bracelets at Hot Topic. They're black and red and purple. But Emily got some really nice pink sparkley ones at Claires.

Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

Johnny Depp

The greatest actor with the best movies and the greatest face and hair and most lucious body out there.
See:
sex god
hottie
sexy

Johnny Depp is the sexiest 40-year-old alive.

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004