Definitions by yourmomsboyfriend
Catcel
A catcel is an incel that adores everything cats. They can't stop talking about cats, telling people they should own cats, adopt cats, pet cats, feed cats, etc. They'll threadcrap in threads about dogs and litter them with their cat facts and other stupid shit about cats. Truly insufferable individuals.
Catcel: "Did someone mention dogs?? Let me bring up my cat for no reason at all. Cats > anything. Pet cats. Did I mention I loooooove cats??!? OMG Mr. Mittens is fucking adorableeeee!! FUCK DOGS! Cats are the best. Cats Rule! You have a dog?? Why not get a cat instead!!!"
Catcel by yourmomsboyfriend December 23, 2019
marvelcel
A person, typically male, of legal adult age that doesn't act his age, but is obsessed with Marvel/DC comics and movies. Most likely a virgin or has very little experience with getting laid and women in general. Typically skinnyfat or otherwise out of shape. 50/50 is fat with a beard and constantly talks about how bearded guys rule or some other nonsense. More likely than not has a "gaming station" with Cheeto dust covered keyboard. A frequent patron of the comic con festivals. Ferociously defends fictional female Marvel/DC characters on twitter from "chads". The older this person is, the more of a marvelcel they are (see 30's, 40's). Probably has a sword of some sort in the bedroom.
The suffix -cel comes from the word incel.
Also synonymous with marvelfag.
The suffix -cel comes from the word incel.
Also synonymous with marvelfag.
Two bros walking downtown noticing a line of out of shape, balding males in their 30's into a venue:
Bro 1: "Dude, what the fuck is going on here?"
Bro 2: "A bunch of marvelcels waiting to get an autograph from Scarlett Johansson because she was in some PG flick for kids"
Bro 1: "Sad fucks"
Bro 1: "Dude, what the fuck is going on here?"
Bro 2: "A bunch of marvelcels waiting to get an autograph from Scarlett Johansson because she was in some PG flick for kids"
Bro 1: "Sad fucks"
marvelcel by yourmomsboyfriend July 23, 2019
JewTube
Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."
JewTube by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019
Vegas Cock
noun: a penis that is severely infected with any number of venereal diseases (mostly the worst ones out there like syphillis, clamidia, etc.). A penis that has nasty fluids and puss filled bumps on it and is really the worst thing that can happen to anyone. The reason its called "Vegas Cock" is because not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (i.e. it comes back with you in your pants).
Coined by A.I. witnessed by P. R. on 8/8/2008
Coined by A.I. witnessed by P. R. on 8/8/2008
Guy 1: dude i went on a trip to Vegas and fucked a couple a nasty street hookers and I came back with a case of Vegas Cock
Guy 2: fuckin sucks balls dude!
Guy 2: fuckin sucks balls dude!
Vegas Cock by yourmomsboyfriend June 28, 2019
soylet
A combination of words soy and brainlet, soylet is a person (typically male) that has effeminate traits (see soy boy) coupled with low intelligence. Your typical soylet is more than likely an SJW, antifa supporter, chapocel, nu-male, male feminist, or similar. Physical attributes of a soylet may include spaghetti arms, weighing 130 lbs or less, skinny fat, terrible posture, weak physical condition, and generally not in healthy physical shape due to their bad lifestyle and not because of any disabilities. Mental attributes may include outbursts such as: "As a male, I apologize for my gender", "the Soviet Union was state capitalist", "I'm an asexual demiboy gender queer batkin", "Just because she has a penis doesn't make her a man".
soylet: "Tax the rich 100%!! Can't wait for the revolution to eat the rich!"
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
doctor: "Your testosterone levels are the lowest I've ever seen in a 35 year old male. Please stop screaming in my office."
soylet by yourmomsboyfriend June 24, 2019
skidball
A skidball is similar in meaning to scumbag, but slightly different. Could be used to describe trashy people, dirty people, broke ass idiots with nothing going for them in life, people that try to screw you over, someone who's credit is beyond fucked because they can't manage their finances, drug addicts, and of course scumbags in general.
Car rental employee 1: "Bro, I just had to explain to some gypsy that he can't rent a car with cash, only credit card. He kept trying to convince me by giving me a bunch of money as collateral. Took me 20 minutes to get rid of his ass"
Car rental employee 2: "Jeez, what a fuckin skidball"
Car rental employee 2: "Jeez, what a fuckin skidball"
skidball by yourmomsboyfriend June 19, 2019
free shit
Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.
Example 1
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
free shit by yourmomsboyfriend June 8, 2019