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by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023
Get the make-a-wish spermmug. any gun, really. preferably something with a lot of punch to it, like a mossberg 500 tactical short barreled shotgun, or a .40 cal smitty. a higher caliber gun. however, any gun can be called a nigga repellant to repel niggaz off you in a tight situation.
note: nigga does not mean nigger in this instance, but means a guy, dude.
the terminology originally comes from the movie Jackie Brown, where Ordell tells Jackie that she's so good looking that when she goes into a bar on a saturday night, she will need a nigga repellant to keep motherfuckers off her.. kind of like a bug spray but for horny men.
in this definition however, this means a gun that keeps fools off you when you're in trouble
note: nigga does not mean nigger in this instance, but means a guy, dude.
the terminology originally comes from the movie Jackie Brown, where Ordell tells Jackie that she's so good looking that when she goes into a bar on a saturday night, she will need a nigga repellant to keep motherfuckers off her.. kind of like a bug spray but for horny men.
in this definition however, this means a gun that keeps fools off you when you're in trouble
guy 1: check this mossy 500 i just bought. shit's sick huh?
guy 2: fuck man! if thats not a nigga repellant, i dont know what is. straight up.
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guy 1: if we're going down there im grabbin my nigga repellant with me. im not gettin stuck with a hot one tonight (grabs his 9mm)
guy 2: fuck man! if thats not a nigga repellant, i dont know what is. straight up.
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guy 1: if we're going down there im grabbin my nigga repellant with me. im not gettin stuck with a hot one tonight (grabs his 9mm)
by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010
Get the Nigga Repellantmug. A term used by retarded ASU frat boys to call each other as a term of respect or endearment. Similar to boss or bro or man.
by yourmomsboyfriend September 4, 2023
Get the Hossmug. Or Scumradery..
1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
Scumraderie:
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
by yourmomsboyfriend February 27, 2013
Get the Scumraderiemug. A catcel is an incel that adores everything cats. They can't stop talking about cats, telling people they should own cats, adopt cats, pet cats, feed cats, etc. They'll threadcrap in threads about dogs and litter them with their cat facts and other stupid shit about cats. Truly insufferable individuals.
Catcel: "Did someone mention dogs?? Let me bring up my cat for no reason at all. Cats > anything. Pet cats. Did I mention I loooooove cats??!? OMG Mr. Mittens is fucking adorableeeee!! FUCK DOGS! Cats are the best. Cats Rule! You have a dog?? Why not get a cat instead!!!"
by yourmomsboyfriend December 23, 2019
Get the Catcelmug. to the contrary blief, a nigger steak is not chicken. it is rather a cheap, shit quality meat or piece of liver. the reson for it being called a nigger steak is because most black people were poor back in the day and couldn't afford prime grade meats to eat at dinners, so they resorted to a lower grade food such as liver or shit meat.
damn, are you cooking nigger steaks again? spend an extra 2 bucks per pound and get something decent for once.. fuuuuuck!!
by yourmomsboyfriend March 10, 2010
Get the nigger steakmug. A skidball is similar in meaning to scumbag, but slightly different. Could be used to describe trashy people, dirty people, broke ass idiots with nothing going for them in life, people that try to screw you over, someone who's credit is beyond fucked because they can't manage their finances, drug addicts, and of course scumbags in general.
Car rental employee 1: "Bro, I just had to explain to some gypsy that he can't rent a car with cash, only credit card. He kept trying to convince me by giving me a bunch of money as collateral. Took me 20 minutes to get rid of his ass"
Car rental employee 2: "Jeez, what a fuckin skidball"
Car rental employee 2: "Jeez, what a fuckin skidball"
by yourmomsboyfriend June 19, 2019
Get the skidballmug.