10 definitions by your testicles
phone company (cellular and land line) that screws people out of their money with mediocre service and shitty reception. Sure, they cover 97% of America, but that coverage is only if you have roaming enabled on your phone, and even then you only get one bar.
And then we got the telephone (bill) here, AT&T: American Thieves and Thugs, which is another way of saying more money for the Mafia! -Archie Bunker, All in The Family, S7E18
by your testicles January 2, 2011
A cocktail invented around 1918 in either London or Paris. To make it, you take eight parts brandy or cognac, mix with two parts orange liqueur (Cointreau, Grand Marnier, or another triple sec), and one part lemon juice. To serve, you mix the ingredients in a shaker half-full with ice, then strain and serve in a sugar-rimmed glass, and finally garnish with a strip of lemon rind. You can also use vodka, bourbon, or gin in place of the brandy and/or cognac
by your testicles September 21, 2011
Incident where a large number of people prank call one phone number (usually belonging to a business or organization) to interrupt their operations/service. Similar to a flash mob.
The Game allegedly got his twitter followers to flashcall several LA County Sheriff stations, overwhelming dispatchers and deputies while they were trying to find a missing person and several stolen cars.
by your testicles August 14, 2011
state of being that is not cool or (cooler than cool) ice cold. The term "chilly" can be thought of as similar to "frontin", or being a "poser", "tool", or "douche". Those people/things that can be described as "chilly" are often fake, of low quality, or not "real"/"keeping it real".
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"Well, hey, skeezix, you ain't cool. You're fuckin' chilly. And chilly ain't never been cool."
-George Carlin, on weekend Harley riders
2.
Steve: "Hey man, what do you think of Eric B & Rakim?"
Frank: "They're cool."
Steve: "What do you think about the Red Hot Chili Peppers"
Frank: "They're cool."
Steve: "What about Ice Cube and Biggie Smalls?"
Frank: "Those dudes are ice cold!"
Steve: "Great! Now what do you think about Lil Wayne and Nickelback?"
Frank: "Gross, dude. Those motherfuckers are chilly."
"Well, hey, skeezix, you ain't cool. You're fuckin' chilly. And chilly ain't never been cool."
-George Carlin, on weekend Harley riders
2.
Steve: "Hey man, what do you think of Eric B & Rakim?"
Frank: "They're cool."
Steve: "What do you think about the Red Hot Chili Peppers"
Frank: "They're cool."
Steve: "What about Ice Cube and Biggie Smalls?"
Frank: "Those dudes are ice cold!"
Steve: "Great! Now what do you think about Lil Wayne and Nickelback?"
Frank: "Gross, dude. Those motherfuckers are chilly."
by your testicles December 27, 2011
A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.
Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!
Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"
Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."
New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!
Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"
Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."
New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!
by your testicles July 25, 2010
Former manager for the Baltimore Orioles major-league baseball team. Managed the Orioles from 1968 to 1982, and again from 1985-1986. Won the 1970 World Series, had his number (#4) retired in 1982, and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1996. One of baseball's old-school managers. For his West Coast counterpart, look up Tommy Lasorda
Tom Moore: "Bill Whitehouse from Frederick, Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team speed?"
Earl Weaver: "Team speed for chrissakes, you get fuckin' goddam little fleas on the fuckin' bases, getting picked off, tryin' to steal, gettin' thrown out, takin' runs away from you, get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin' ball out the ballpark and ya can't make any goddam mistakes."
-From the Manager's Corner, 1982
Earl Weaver: "Team speed for chrissakes, you get fuckin' goddam little fleas on the fuckin' bases, getting picked off, tryin' to steal, gettin' thrown out, takin' runs away from you, get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin' ball out the ballpark and ya can't make any goddam mistakes."
-From the Manager's Corner, 1982
by your testicles November 6, 2011
Cockney rhyming slang for "strong"
He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. -Barfly Jack
by your testicles September 11, 2011