your mom's definitions
by Your mom November 5, 2003

by your mom March 23, 2005

Complete asshole who has no opinion of anyone but himself. Compensates for his lack of penis by being an obnoxious dick to everyone.
by your mom March 20, 2003

"hey Cletus you know what my dream is???watching elvis rip out on my dirtbike while screwing my sister"
by YOUR MOM July 25, 2003


what you say when you're really washed to express that you are incapable of thinking about anything but bed
david: oh man, we smoked so much last night. george is so washed, he's just been lying in bed saying "alang" all day
george: aaalllaaaaaannnnngggg
george: aaalllaaaaaannnnngggg
by your mom January 31, 2005
