your mom's definitions

snabld

An individual who is very good at most endeavors they try, but often lacks complete mastery of such endeavors.

A jack-of-all-trades.

That snabald is good at everything

by Your Mom July 13, 2003

Whore Supervisor

The classy term for Private Tucker's (Red vs. Blue) job as "Pimp."

Doc: What did you put on your taxes as your occupation?
Tucker: Technically, it was "Pimp", but I decided to class it up and put "Whore Supervisor".


Guy 1 (Black): I'm pimpin' all the ladies.. suck it, bitch!
Guy 2 (White): So you're a pimp, huh?
Guy 3 (Also White): No, he's a Whore Supervisor!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, bitch! -Pulls out a 12 gauge and shoots!-

by Your Mom May 13, 2005

Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.

by Your mom March 27, 2005

skull

n. blow job. (see also "brain")

I showed kennethcowan.com what good skull is...

by your mom January 29, 2003

Hard Disk

What I put in you.

Oh wait you said hard disk.

by your mom January 14, 2004

schmack

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

by your mom March 10, 2003

banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

by Your Mom April 10, 2005