one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

feminist

won't care for gay people... or straight people for that matter

Girl: Hey! get down from from there! i know gay marriage is wrong and all that, but if they want to get it done, let them.
Crowd: Awww,
Guy: >=( feminist bitch!
Crowd: what???

by your best idiot March 14, 2010

xyz

1: The username Xyz ('ksiz' or 'ziz')
2: The quote "Xamine Your Zipper"
3: The three axes in order
4: the last three letters of the alphabet (already done)
5: a big, or unkwown, number
6: a wrong result when searching Google Images
7: Fucking up

1: I wonder what XYZ is up to...
2: DUDE! XYZ!
3: I knew what X and Y are, axes. but i never knew the Z axis existed...
4: "self-explanatory"
5: that number is off the charts! let's call it ''XYZ''
6: I just XYZ'd on Google Images! what the hell!?!
7: "D'oh"! I JUST XYZ'D! WHY ME!?!

by your best idiot March 26, 2010

Afrinem

What happens when you listen to Eminem and Afroman at the same fucking time

Duuude, i'm listening to Afrinem

by your best idiot May 15, 2010

Drinks for Cards

a card game played with bottles of beer or sugary coca-cola

Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle

The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn

Matt: I played 5 rounds of Drinks for Cards with Dan and his friends. some of them were girls!
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache

by your best idiot May 17, 2010

Jiggy

1: Down with or Okay
2: Bad or Farked Up
3: The puzzle peice known throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series
4: Iggy, with a "J" sound at the beginning
5: short for Jigsaw

1: I'm jiggy, you jiggy?
2: I just took a hella jiggy shit
3:

Banjo the Bear: Hey, the last Jiggy!
Iggy Koopa: |34(|< 0|=|=, 5|-|17|-|34|),1 12 31337 (Back off, Shithead, I am too elite!
4: Jiggy Koopa is wrong, for some reason
5: Pass me that jiggy peice, will ya?

by your best idiot April 06, 2010

King K Rool

*Definiton Varies in Context*

1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel

2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series

3) Big and nasty, see cruel

1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!

2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?

3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?

by your best idiot March 26, 2010