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Definitions by young enigma

Fuck Your Feelings 

N. What you say to a person, when you honestly do not care what they think or feel about a particular person, subject, or action.
Girl: OMG how could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!
Guy: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. Fuck Your Feelings.

Parent: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your Facebook statuses. there's kids on this site you know!

Guy: Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off the computer and make them watch Nick Jr.
Adj. A word used to describe a television program or movie, so painfully boring to sit through, that it is comparable to an average PG-Era episode of WWE Raw.
Guy 1: dude did you watch The Wolfman?
Guy 2: Yes I did, I thought it was Rawful.
Rawful by young enigma February 26, 2010

Heat of the moment 

N. The number one most used excuse for cheating, and/or unprotected sex.
Guy: How could you cheat on me with that dude at the party?
Girl: Well I got caught up in the heat of the moment and...

Dad: Why didnt you use a condom, now she's pregant!
Son: we got caught up in the heat of the moment...

dickrider 

N. The polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were Jesus of Nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.
Guy 1: Dude Lil Wayne is really overrated. he's not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and sex.

Guy 2: OMG STOP HATING MAN! WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! WEEZY F BABY!!!!

Guy 1: Ill stop hating when you stop being a dickrider.
dickrider by young enigma December 11, 2009

Anti-Spoiler 

When you find out a critical plot element from a movie/game/book, and it only makes you want to see it more, instead of "spoiling" it.
There's a main character switch in Metal Gear Solid 2, two hours in!? now i'm interested. thanks for the anti-spoiler
Anti-Spoiler by young enigma July 24, 2009
N. When someone takes an aim conversation way too seriously, and begins going off on people and talking tough, when it's usually just strangers in chatrooms.
Chatter 1: man u suck
Chatter 2: OMFG SAY 1 MOR WORD AN IM GUNNA KILL UR ASS!
Chatter 1: dude calm down, stop getting so aimgry.
Aimgry by young enigma June 24, 2009

Spectacular 

V. The act of making you and your friends look blatantly homosexual, intentionally or unintenitionally, ala Spetacular from Pretty Ricky.
I was at this party last night, playing truth or dare, when this dude kissed his male friend on a dare, but then he started using tongue. he totally Spectaculared himself and his friend.
Spectacular by young enigma June 23, 2009