Definitions by yorrick hunt

dirty talk 

talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal

DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.

dirty talk by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm

Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.

egotist by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

chapped lips 

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)

A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.

chapped lips by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

burst into tears

to cry like a baby; to cry like a little girl

As soon as he burst into tears, the crowd knew the punch had really hurt the champ.

burst into tears by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

pop-up

something that appears suddenly or unexpectedly

Sex education books should have a pop-up section.

pop-up by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.

tongue lashing by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

jenny talia 

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia

I think I'll call my boat "Jenny Talia". I like the sound of it.

jenny talia by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009