Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider"

by yorrick hunt October 03, 2008

price tag

a label attached to an item to display its sale price

Should you be disqualified from a beauty contest if you accidentally leave the price tag on your breasts?

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

burst into tears

to cry like a baby; to cry like a little girl

As soon as he burst into tears, the crowd knew the punch had really hurt the champ.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

laxative

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

by yorrick hunt February 03, 2008

death seat

In harness racing this is the position of the horse that is leading the outside line of runners during the race. For most horses it is not a good position to win from.

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

no hands

performing an activity without the use of the hands

Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008