118 definition by yorrick hunt

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

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to become unconscious; to faint
We all saw Theo pass out when he accidentally sat on his own testicles.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

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The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
by yorrick hunt January 06, 2008

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performing an activity without the use of the hands
Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

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what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
by yorrick hunt February 03, 2008

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what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune
Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!
by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

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the act of performing oral sex on a female
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

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