made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
to become unconscious; to faint
We all saw Theo pass out when he accidentally sat on his own testicles
The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
performing an activity without the use of the hands
Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.
what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus
, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.
what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune
Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.