Kartya Kokkov

The Russian equivalent of Lorena Bobbitt.

Ivor Biggun (also known as Robert "Doc" Cox) never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

non sequitur

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")

Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

snothole

1. snot hole; nostril
2. shortened form of "not, arsehole" or "not, asshole"

1. Get your finger outa your snothole, you dirty bugger.
2. Hey turd. Are you coming over tomorrow, or snothole?

by yorrick hunt January 07, 2008

Hard Don

Donald with an erection

Hard Don awoke from his wet dream with a giant hard on.

by yorrick hunt June 03, 2008

stupid

an adjective to best describe the average person

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

pop-up

something that appears suddenly or unexpectedly

Sex education books should have a pop-up section.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

strip search

the removal of a person's clothing in the process of searching for weapons, drugs or contraband

Before the police do a strip search, they should take you to dinner and a movie.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008