yorrick hunt's definitions

cut your cock off

sounds a lot like kartya kokkov

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

want

desire or wish for possession or presence of something

I cannot change what I want unless I want to.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

Schopenhauer

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860

Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

stupid

an adjective to best describe the average person

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

you bet you

a deliberately annoying, or innocently stupid way of saying "you betcha" (first noticed on The Young And The Restless spoken by Victor Newman)

Hey, turd! Do you want a beer?
You bet you.

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008