yorrick hunt's definitions

dirty talk

talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal

DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

right of way

the right to go before another; precedence in passing granted to one over another

Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

by yorrick hunt February 3, 2008

strip search

the removal of a person's clothing in the process of searching for weapons, drugs or contraband

Before the police do a strip search, they should take you to dinner and a movie.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

believe

to accept something as true

1. I believe what I am programmed to believe.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

cum buddy

someone to help you out when you are hard up

Nobody wanted to be Theo's cum buddy.

by yorrick hunt June 3, 2008

steroids

common name for anabolic steroids; hormones used to stimulate muscle and bone growth

I knew my girlfriend was taking steroids when she tried to root me up the ass with her clitoris.

by yorrick hunt June 24, 2008

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008