by yorrick hunt January 10, 2008
A sexual experience caused by viewing arousing images, or by listening to, or reading arousing words, rather than by actual physical contact.
An example of a mild sex fantasy:
As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....
As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....
by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008
Even though he had no bet in the race, as the horses passed the winning post he yelled out, "Yow beyowdy" just to annoy the people around him.
by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008
In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).
by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008
BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
Puzzles:
1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.
2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.
3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?
4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.
2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.
3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?
4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008
She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.
by yorrick hunt February 02, 2008