Definitions by yorrick hunt

pass out 

to become unconscious; to faint

We all saw Theo pass out when he accidentally sat on his own testicles.

pass out by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

blowflies

flies that lay their eggs in rotting meat

Theo didn't have much of a sex life as he was attractive only to blowflies.

blowflies by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

martini 

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive

Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.

martini by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

strip search

the removal of a person's clothing in the process of searching for weapons, drugs or contraband

Before the police do a strip search, they should take you to dinner and a movie.

strip search by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

drinking problem 

alcohol is causing problems in your life (for example, with your health, in your work, or with your social responsibilities)

Theo's drinking problem was that he had only one mouth.

drinking problem by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

price tag 

a label attached to an item to display its sale price

Should you be disqualified from a beauty contest if you accidentally leave the price tag on your breasts?

price tag by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

sex fantasy 

A sexual experience caused by viewing arousing images, or by listening to, or reading arousing words, rather than by actual physical contact.

An example of a mild sex fantasy:

As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....

sex fantasy by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008