119 definitions by yorrick hunt

an alternative action or possibility
I always choose to do what I think is best, therefore I don't really have a choice at all.
by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008
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a problem that cannot be easily solved
Puzzles:

1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.

2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.

3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?

4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008
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what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings
KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008
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someone to help you out when you are hard up
Nobody wanted to be Theo's cum buddy.
by yorrick hunt June 03, 2008
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someone who gives up on something
He wanted to give up smoking but didn't want to be known as a quitter.
by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008
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the removal of a person's clothing in the process of searching for weapons, drugs or contraband
Before the police do a strip search, they should take you to dinner and a movie.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead
...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.
by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008
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