116 definitions by yorrick hunt

bonerhead

stupid person; person of low intelligence

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

wipe it

what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings

KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

do your arse

lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked

The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your arse.

by yorrick hunt January 28, 2008

tongue-lashing

the act of performing oral sex on a female

Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 6, 2008

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

right of way

the right to go before another; precedence in passing granted to one over another

Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

by yorrick hunt February 4, 2008